Type of Stupid Friend - Spinster Chronic Liar

From Time to Time we need to classify Our Stupid Friends. Today I submit the "Spinster/Chronic Liar" - also known as SCL - she is so named for several reasons:

1. Her lack of ability to get, and keep a man in her life.
2. Her Propensity for Lying, about even the most mundane and inconsequential details in her life.
3. Her Long Term Goal of living and mooching off her parents will lead to her eventual Spinsterhood and dying alone, in their home, surrounded by her 30-40 cats. All named for Celebrities, Models, and High School Friends that they remind her of.
4. She will call inconvenient times, on inconvenient numbers (cell numbers, while at work, on work numbers, while out of the office and leave voice mails...etc...etc)
5. She hates the fact that you are in a marriage, and will do everything to break it up.
6. She will dwell on events in her past as if she is still in those situations, like High School & College.

For these Reasons we have classified our first Stupid Friend (and Inspiration for this Site!) as Spinster/Chronic Liar!