But, but I just have to pee!

So he comes in all Incensed...I know it is going to be a good story because he launched into it before he even started his computer!

BPOI went to his step-son's graduation last night. He started the story with stating that it was raining, (I was in the same area, there was some slight drizzling on and off) and they should have held it inside. I agree with his statement there. He says that after sitting for Two Hours of speeches, performances, valedictorians and all the usual pomp and circumstance, they cancelled the rest of the event without giving out the diplomas. Cancelled..."CANCELLED...Because it starts Thundering and Lightning" He shouted...Without rescheduling...He goes on, " I don't know when my son will get his diploma...He almost didn't get it anyway..." Doofus, I would Assume they would MAIL it...I would think they have your address...He almost makes it sound as if it isn't real until you hold the piece of paper in your hand.

Now to the really interesting and funny part of the whole story. Just before they cancelled the whole thing, our hero BPOI gets up to go to the bathroom. He walks up the bleachers towards the top and is stopped by a rent-a-cop from the school. He tells me he knows him from the housing projects he lives in. (yes, he does live in "Da Projeks") So, the rent-a-cop tells him to go around from the bottom. BPOI tells him that he has already walked 3/4 of the way to the top, and the bathrooms are too far if he goes back around the bottom of the bleachers. His reasoning, a back injury prevents him from going back down. My reasoning, why did he walk all the way up, FROM THE HANDICAPPED SECTION instead of staying on the level path? The rent-a-cop then grabbed BPOI by the arm, attempting to turn him back down the bleachers, and all hell broke loose, according to our Hero. He started in on him about how he can't touch him, Don't you Grab Me...BPOI then relayed how the Police came over and asked if there was trouble, and asked what was going on. He let them know that he was thinking of filing assault CHARGES and might SUE him for grabbing his arm. And, of course, thank goodness there was a railing there for him to grab, because if he hadn't he would have fallen and re-injured his back.

Quite a Harrowing adventure for our intrepid Hero. His wife heard the commotion and luckily for everyone defused the situation, they were announcing the cancellation at this point, so they left. No Word, by the way, when and if He ever made it to the Bathroom.